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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7316 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!