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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1757 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
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