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MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7923

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Votes:	9466	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Votes:	3695
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	674266
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

ColorMeMine, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5321	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

TeacherTearsMC

attitude, AUTHORITY, BIAS, Classroom, Communication, discipline, education, Expectations, favoritism, grading, homework, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, learning, School, strictness |, Students, teachers, TeacherTearsMC, teaching methods, unfairness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	6461	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!