ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Minecraft Servers

The New Minecraft SMP King

ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, breaking news, current events, fresh news, global news, Headline News, hot news, INFORMATION, King, latest updates, Media, Minecraft, new, News, News alert, newsworthy, NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, noteworthy, smp, Top Stories, trending, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for the perfect hat to complete her outfit.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, Community, Discord, Donations, Empire, high fantasy, Lands, Lore events, Moderators, Mysteries, plugin-enhanced, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplay, rosalia, Secrets, staff decisions, subscriptions, Unbiased, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	2067	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Rosalia! Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server. We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server. Our lore is easy to understand, and ever expanding with both player and admin led stories unfolding all across the server.
Experienced Staff Team

Simple approval process
While we are a whitelisted server, the approval process is pretty simple! Simply submit your character, and once it’s been approved you’re in and can start playing! With a dedicated team of reviewers, it should never take more than a day to get verified either!
Ever updating & expanding
Both our lore and our gameplay components are under constant improvement. Our staff team is constantly working on the next big update, keeping the world’s story moving forward with frequent staff-run lore events.
Always Unbiased
There will never be a point in time that we give an unfair advantage to someone, either in the server or in the discord. We don’t ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary anything. We have rules and guidelines in place to prevent personal feelings from overruling objective staff decisions.
Lore
Welcome to the lands of Rosalia! The lands of this once glorious empire have been nearly forgotten to time, its peoples scattered to the farthest reaches of the world, terrified to return to their native homes. Your story is yours to tell… We hope to see you come join us!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord link here and follow the instructions in the support channels.

2. What is the age requirement for the server?

The server is 16+ high-fantasy roleplay, so the age requirement is 16 and above.

3. How often are lore events held?

Our staff team holds frequent lore events to keep the world’s story moving forward.

4. Can I submit my own lore for consideration?

Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore through their own stories and ideas.

Zen Garden Realm 1.20

#workout, activewear, asian, athleisure, BIMBOS, Choice, clothing, elaborate, Exercise, fashion, FITNESS, garden, gym, Gymshark, Outfit, Preference, Realm, Sportswear, Style, top left, trends, Women, zen

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got Asian Gymshark bimbos running around like crazy! And guess what? You get to pick your favorite one to hang out with. I’m all about that top left bimbo, she’s got the best moves in the game. Join now and I’ll tell you all about why she’s the one for me. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, man!

BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

American, Apology, bar performance, Boyfriend, BoyfriendIQ, Communication, disagreement, Europe, genuine connection, geography, geoguessr, honeymoon phase, Iceland, insult, intelligence, knowledge games, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Schooling, Server, Trivia, United Kingdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

DiabeticRageCraft

Communication, dexcom alarm, diabetes student, DiabeticRageCraft, Disrespect, dyslexia, family, forgetfulness, Frustration, high blood sugars, Listening, medical device, Meeting, sanctions, School, Support, T1D, Teacher, Trouble, type one diabetes, type one diabetic

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SelfDeceptionSMP

denial, inner dialogue, introspection, Lies, mental health, negative thoughts, personal growth, positive affirmations, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-identity, self-perception, SelfDeceptionSMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Hey guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

BlockyBawdySecrets

BlockyBawdySecrets, confession, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, Indulgent, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, seductive, Sensual, taboo, tantalizing, WILDEST

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

SovietSmackdownMC

ammunition, ammunition stockpile, ammunition supply, Armed Forces, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, russia ukraine, russians, SovietSmackdownMC, Syrskyi, Ukrainian strikes, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	1959	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BarebonesMP

BarebonesMP, Community, Dimensions, discrimination, Events, gameplay, generation, Giveaways, Griefing, HACKING, Lag, Leaderboards, Plugins, PvP, Reset, resource pack, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

*BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019)*
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins

Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D Web Map for All Dimensions
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025

Server Rules:
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ:

1. How old is the server?

The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.

3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?

Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.

4. What are some of the server rules?

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
No discrimination of any kind
Be respectful and kind to other members

5. How often is the map reset?

The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.

Epic Quest Journey 1.21

adaptation, Aku no Hana, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Director, Epic, Failure, fan discussion, Hiroshi Nagahama, Horror, Journey, Manga, Psychological, Quest, RETURN, Second season, series, speculation, Thriller, tv show, uzumaki

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Forget about all that anime drama, come join our Minecraft server for some lit adventures!

We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.

Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

WeddingCraft2021

000, 15, Castle, Catering, custom dress, DEBT, Deposit, Disney, dream wedding, fairytale, family, funding, horse-drawn carriage, House, Live Entertainment, Lottery, princess, savings, unrealistic, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!

Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!

So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!