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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4906 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?