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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3868 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
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