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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9055 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.