and Valhalla will be exalted Minecraft Servers

CubicalCrafterz

aita, Clique, cold shoulder, coworker, coworker died, CubicalCrafterz, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, Funeral, heartbroken, Homophobia, insensitive, mental health, Movie, paid day off, racism, Transphobia, work, work ethic

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	280
Votes:	4186	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re God’s gift to the world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our community is full of fun and friendly players who just want to build and have a good time.

Say goodbye to toxic coworkers and hello to a world where you can build whatever your heart desires without judgment. Plus, on our server, you won’t have to attend any awkward funerals or deal with the drama that comes with it. Just log on, relax, and enjoy the virtual world we’ve created for you.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re the center of the universe.

CraftyCashCrew

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ores Mined:	6901
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Emeralds Found:	1850	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $150k a year! Why settle for iron armor when you can afford diamond everything?

Join our server and experience the luxurious life of a high roller in Minecraft. Build your mansion out of solid gold blocks, ride around on a diamond-encrusted minecart, and hire villagers to do all the grunt work for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can just buy them with your fat stacks of emeralds?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our exclusive VIP lounge features a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally), join our server for a truly opulent gaming experience. Who needs real life riches when you can be a virtual baller in Minecraft?

SeaLevelSOSCraft

#sustainability, climate adaptation, climate change, climate emergency, coastal communities, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global average, global SOS, natural disasters, Ocean, overflowing, Pacific, Pacific Islands, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSOSCraft, UN chief, united nations, urgent action, Warning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ocean is overflowing with diamonds and emeralds! the UN chief is sending out a global SOS because our server is so lit, the sea-level rise is outstripping the global average! swim with dolphins and build underwater castles before the ocean takes over the whole world! hurry and join before you have to craft a boat just to log in!

SpudCraft: The Potato Patch of Vanilla Goodness

AFK display, age requirement, Bluemap, collaborative build projects, Community, concrete dust, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Game Nights, goodness, Head Drops, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Patch, Potato, shopping district, shulker shells, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat mod, wandering traders

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

SpudCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it around two months old! Join the Discord and submit your application to be a part of this welcoming community.

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community united by our love for Minecraft, aiming to grow into a safe and trusting community.
What features does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command to return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Purely vanilla with essential datapacks 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects, events, game nights BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amateur porn, ban users, banging, BlockyBanter, cute couples, Fake, fake professional porn, For-profit, major porn sites, Minecraft, new videos, non-commercial, original content, Server, uploading, worsening porn industry

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	4480
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ores Mined:	607	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Animals Bred:	88
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Alien Abductions:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Items Found:	6516
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Buildings Constructed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!