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Conan’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild party hosted by Conan himself! Picture this: Conan O’Brien is the mayor of our server, and he’s always throwing crazy events like llama races and sheep shearing competitions. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to have a dance-off with Conan himself! So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

BlockBuster Season 1

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2259	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Season 1 of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, battling mythical creatures, and discovering hidden treasures. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons waiting to be found!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly server events. From epic PvP battles to scavenger hunts with prizes worth more than a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream!

BangCraft: Survivors’ Descent

air travel, aircraft malfunction, Aviation, aviation incident, aviation safety, Azerbaijani plane, BanGcraft, bangs, Descent, Disaster, emergency landing, eyewitness accounts, eyewitness reports, investigation, passenger accounts, plane crash, plane disaster, plane emergency, plane wreckage, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like being on a plane in Azerbaijan but without the bangs and crashes, just pure epicness. we got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and skeletons that do the macarena. it’s a party in the minecraft world, and u don’t wanna miss out. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are weirder than survivors on an Azerbaijani plane!

Blocky Boobies: Less Cancer, More Fun!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden passages to explore.

we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!

North CRAFT

24/7 server, alts allowed, approved alts, banter allowed, chill owner, clear rules, Craft, discord server, friendly community, jokes allowed, looking for mods, New server, No Griefing, No Hacks, No Keep Inventory, no racism, No-Claims, north, PvP, raid restrictions, Semi Vanilla, server ip, set home, Tprandom teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Potions Brewed:	156	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Towns Built:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to North Craft!
We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Welcome to North Craft!

We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.

No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.

RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.

Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.

Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.

We may be looking for mods👀

Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months.
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission.
Are jokes and banter allowed on the server?	Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like.

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	534181	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	277	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Lair

Adulthood, Boundaries, Children of Narcissists, coping mechanisms, EgoCraft, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Healing Process, inner child healing, Lair, mental health, NARCISSISTS, personal growth, resilience, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-esteem issues, Struggles, support systems, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, haunted by memories of your narcissistic parents? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their toxic behavior! Our community of survivors will help you heal and thrive in a world where the only creepers are the ones you can actually see coming. So come on, join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!