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F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

Amused, apparatus, complexity, Confused, confusion, Contraptions, devices, Enigma, Equipment, Fcking, FUNCTIONALITY, Functioning, Instruments, Machinery, Mechanics, Mechanism, Minecraft, Operation, perplexity, process, Redstone, RedstoneMaster, Server, Technology, Understanding, wiz, WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	53
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

adjustment, Adventure, Anon, BlockBling, Colleague, Communication, coworker, cultural exchange, Diversity, Etiquette, Greeting, Hamia, HamiaHype, I’m Hamia, Immigrant, integration, introduction, lols, Meeting, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, new, office, Oh hi Anon, reaction, Server, Social, trendy, Tunisia, welcome, work

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	513
Players Killed by Monsters:	6651	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	790922
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

Advance Quest, Craft, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, friendship, Fun, Future Quartz, Gamers, Gaming, GRAND, Hai Ba Trung, Join, LOLder, Materials Spreadsheet, mats, MinecraftFate, MORGAN, New Master Support Campaign, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, slash, spring 2024, summon, Summoning Info, Ultimate, Victory, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

Bathroomthemed, BLOCKAGE, city, clog, disposal, Environmental, Experience, flushable, FlushableMemes, FlushCraftz, Infrastructure, maintenance, Management, Minecraft, Plumbing, Pollution, PottyPlays, Problem, regulations, RESPONSIBILITY, sanitation, septic system, septic tank, Sewer, ToiletTrendz, Ultimate, waste management, wet wipes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mines Excavated:	3685	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7701
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	351
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

Allegory, animal bodies, Begins.., Crucified, Cruelty, Empathy, Evolution, FunkyCreeperCraft, Language, LIMITATIONS, Math, noob, Pain, Quest, Reality, reason, Souls, SPIRITUAL, symbology, symbols, Tension, thieves, translation, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8240

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	278

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!