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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9195 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of evil chickens attack you. But fear not, for our server has a secret weapon – a squad of ninja pigs ready to defend you at all costs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where you can feast on unlimited bacon and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover what’s truly worth dying for – because let’s face it, who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?