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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4578 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.