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Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Votes:	5322
Mines Excavated:	2603	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8521
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Crops Grown:	1131	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	346

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1357

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	68

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Animals Bred:	86
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	488447	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4060
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	3186
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Void Armor Forged:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!