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BlockPartyMC – Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BlockPartyMC, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father-son relationship, foster care, Grief, grounding, half siblings, Honesty, Minecraft, neighborhood party, parental affair, Resentment, Server, shame, stepmother issues, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, Therapy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of family drama and awkward parties? Join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No need to worry about answering uncomfortable questions or dealing with messy family dynamics. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and build their dream world.

Forget about grounded for weeks or being forced to attend boring parties. On our server, the only thing you’ll be grounded from is flying with your Elytra and the only party you’ll attend is a creeper party (watch out for those explosions!).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any affair scandals or family feuds here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

CraftyHobbyist, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mines Excavated:	1828	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Towns Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1012	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!