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BroLockedBroLol

BroLockedBroLol, brother locked in bedroom, cleaning up, first home together, handle snapped off, house sharing, kicking door in, leaving pissy bottle, livid, new chapter, outside bin, plastic bottle of piss, refusing to leave work, sibling conflict, unreasonable, UNSANITARY, wee out of window, weeing in bottle

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	3627	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64

Are you tired of dealing with locked up siblings who resort to extreme measures to relieve themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to kick down any doors to escape your brother’s pee-filled bottles.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being locked in a room or finding surprise pee bottles in the kitchen. We guarantee a pee-free environment and plenty of fun and excitement for all players.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the drama behind! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden pee bottles (just kidding, that would be gross).

HouseWeirdo Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, eXtraordinary, HouseWeirdo, idiosyncratic, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! I was playing on it the other day and I saw the craziest thing at someone’s house. They had a giant statue of a chicken made out of diamonds, like what even?! And then I went inside and they had a room filled with nothing but cakes, like who needs that many cakes?! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what you’ll find on this server. So come join us and see all the wacky stuff for yourself, it’s a total blast!

FriendshipCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, coping, forgiveness, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, misunderstanding, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, self-care, Support

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of losing your best friend in the depths of the Nether? Well, fear no more because on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing your buddy again! Join us and embark on ridiculous adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a dancing chicken. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your lost friend trapped in a dungeon guarded by a horde of zombie villagers! So come on, join our server and let the wacky shenanigans begin!

Playing Kalmara! Games from 2 people! server minecraft

#Chandox, #Chosanva, #gameavavkalmara, #KansplA YER067, #khwanchunho, #KOREANSERIES, #MOTHEROF THEEVERYTHING, #Oilnami, #RedSmallSubslite, #Socio-equality, #Songhun, #SugarYearsh, #SURVIVALDRAMA, Drama, Front Line, kdrama, koreandrama, Netflix, southkorean, squidgame, tvseries

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	384	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Description of server play here, playing a squid with the ability to become a guard! Protection from bots – fascinating as in a real game! You can become a overseer for free ## tags about the game in the squid: General tags: * #gameavavkalmara * #squidgame * #NETFLIX * #KOREANDRAMA * #SURVIVALDRAMA * #Koreanseries * #KDRAMA * #MOTHER OF THE EVERYTHING * #Drama * #TV series * #South Korean Serial Tags by characters: * #Songhun (or #Player456) * #Chosanva (or #Player218) * #Kanspl AYER067)* # Oilnami (or #Player001) * #Chandox (or #Player101) * #khwanchunho * #front -line, Games: * #Red Small Subslite * #Sugar Yearsh #Socio -equality * #Capitalism * #debts * #Hope * #Despite * #Friendship * #betrayal * #greed * #Survival * #Human Directory Tags for discussions and theories: * #squidgametheries * #theory of the Great -Street * #SQUIDGAMEDISSISION * #Discussion of the Foreign Affairs * Ending * #End -City Street Tags for fan content: * #squidgamefanart * #squidgamemes * #squidgamecosplasplay * #squidgameeds Additional tags (English): * #squidgamenetflix * #SURVIVALGAMS * #Koreanthriller * #NET FlixSeries * #MUSTWATCH

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Lost in Anime Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Absurdity, Anime, anime binge, braincells, brainless, considerable, dumb, Entertainment, feel, guilty pleasure, Land, LOSING, Lost, mind-boggling, mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless entertainment, Ridiculous, silly, time wasting, Watching

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do you love watching anime that makes you feel like you’re losing brain cells faster than a creeper blows up your house? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical plots, cringey dialogue, and characters that make you question your own existence. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s all collectively lose our minds together!

ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server

Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Delivered, Detachment, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, ExTextEmbarrass, friendship, funny, ghosting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, no contact, normal response, reconciliation, relationship, response, School, sense, Server, Texting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.

Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.

Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BarkBusterzMC

anti bark device range, back deck, backyard, BarkBusterzMC, barking issue, bored dog, council complaints, dog training, duplex, full time work from home, high pitched frequency, high window, lack of stimulation, neighbours dog, noise disturbance, offer to walk, peace and quiet, ultrasonic anti bark device, unpleasant sound., WIBTA

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of your neighbor’s dog barking all day and night, ruining your peaceful Minecraft building sessions? Join our server and never worry about annoying barks again! Our server is equipped with an ultrasonic anti bark device that will zap any noisy dogs into silence with a high pitched frequency sound. No need to confront your neighbors or call the council, just hop on our server and enjoy the peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that the dog’s barks were actually a secret code to find hidden treasure in the game…join now and uncover the mystery!

SMP LonelyHearts Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LonelyHearts, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Minecraft, must haves, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Significant Other, single people, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of blowing you up. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any pesky mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixel art of a dancing llama.

So why wait? Join our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical SMP today for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

BlockBuddies: Life Rebooted

advice, BlockBuddies, determination, encouragement, fresh start, Friend, goal-setting, growth mindset., Life, Life Changes, motivation, new beginning, perseverance, personal development, positivity, Rebooted, resilience, second chance, self improvement, self-care, Starting from scratch, starting over, Support

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7449	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.

Our server is so epic that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a magical wizard who will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and restart your life in the most epic, outrageous way possible!

ChipocalypseCraft

AI Chips, Artificial Intelligence, ChipocalypseCraft, Diplomacy, economic impact, export controls, global economy, global trade, international relations, national security, political tensions, restrictions, sanctions, semiconductor industry, supply chain, switzerland, technological advancements, Technology, Trade, trade war, US

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	3132	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

lol imagine if switzerland was like “yo give us them AI chips” and US was like “nah fam u cant have them” 😂 but guess what u can have?? access to our EPIC minecraft server!!! join us and build ur own AI chip kingdom with ur friends!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama on our server?? come join us and show switzerland who’s boss 😎 #minecraft #ai #drama #joinus