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Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	1179
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

CraftyCreeperz: Soul Slayers 2.0

action RPG, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Character customization, cooperative play, CraftyCreeperz, cursed, Dark Atmosphere, dark fantasy, dark souls 2, difficult enemies, epic adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, immersive world, intense combat, intricate level design, intricate lore, role-playing game, SLAYERS, Soul, Undead, video game

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring, regular old Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our epic adventure through the treacherous lands of Dark Souls 2! Why should you join? Because we have dragons that shoot fireballs made of diamonds, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties whenever you give them emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret level where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a army of killer bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The DankCraft Server: If Islam is religion of peace, explain this /pol/ 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

controversy, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current affairs, DankCraft, debate, EXPLAIN, extremism, Global Issues, Islam, online forums, Peace, peaceful coexistence, POL, Politics, public opinion, Religion, religion of peace, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious tolerance, Server, social media, Terrorism, world events

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience a world where you can explore endless lands, build epic structures, and battle mystical creatures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the depths of the server. Inside, they found a chest full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted items beyond their wildest dreams. Little did they know, the temple was guarded by a group of ninja villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Needless to say, the players lost… but they gained a newfound respect for ninja villagers and some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Boss, a giant rock monster who terrorizes the land with his powerful attacks. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Bedrock Boss will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples and a majestic unicorn mount.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if Islam is the religion of peace, then our server is the religion of epicness. See you in the game! 🚀🌴🔥

Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	259	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

PixelatedCrapLands – LOLWUT Minecraft Server – Aesthetic AF – Building Coz Why Not – PogChamp Creations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	7024
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8306	Star Shards Collected:	243

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further! Join our server where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco!

Experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava pits, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and crafting a potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese (yes, really).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the ridiculousness and fun that awaits you on our server! Join now and never have a dull moment in Minecraft again!

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

Amused, apparatus, complexity, Confused, confusion, Contraptions, devices, Enigma, Equipment, Fcking, FUNCTIONALITY, Functioning, Instruments, Machinery, Mechanics, Mechanism, Minecraft, Operation, perplexity, process, Redstone, RedstoneMaster, Server, Technology, Understanding, wiz, WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Votes:	5975	Magic Items Found:	7149
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3461
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	653636	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Farms Harvested:	644	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!