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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1559 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
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