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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3458 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 4328 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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