KiloLagCraft

Fine, KiloLagCraft, kilosecond, language quirks, linguistic oddities, milisecond, SOUNDS, time measurement, units of time, weird

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so this server is like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like seriously dude. you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast and party with some crazy players. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like, “whoa, that’s some serious bling for your number two.”

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. plus, we have a petting zoo with baby creepers that you can cuddle and feed cookies to.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. milisecond sounds fine but kilosecond sounds weird, am i right?

Hermit Ruins: Where Survival Meets Chaos and Creepers Pay Rent

2021, application, backups, Chaos, Community, crashes, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Fabric, handpicked, Hermit, Mature, meets, Minecraft, Mini Games, OPTIMIZATIONS, Pay, Peaks, Redstone, Rent, ruins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	277	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

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Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hermit Ruins is a vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly, mature community. We offer unique vanilla plus experience with handpicked datapacks while maintaining a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. Join our server and be a part of our growing community!

Main Features:

Friendly People	All members are kind, mature, and welcoming. Everyone is encouraged to be themselves in our relaxed environment.
Vanilla Plus	We have selected datapacks that enhance the vanilla experience without game-breaking plugins or features like land claiming.
Mature Community	We have a whitelist to ensure a safe space for everyone. Players must be at least 16 years old and mature.
Redstone Ready	We run on 1.21 Fabric, ensuring optimal redstone contraptions without performance issues.
Easy Connectivity	The server is online 24/7 with routine backups during the day. No mods required to join.
Fun Activities	We host community projects, mini-games, game nights, and server-wide events for all players to enjoy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server?

To join our server, click here to join our Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules to get started.

2. What are the age requirements to join the server?

Players must be at least 16 years old and show maturity to join the Hermit Ruins community.

3. Are there any game-breaking plugins or pay-to-win features on the server?

No, we do not use any game-breaking plugins or pay-to-win features. We focus on enhancing the vanilla experience with handpicked datapacks.

4. How often are backups performed on the server?

Routine backups are conducted throughout the day to ensure the safety and integrity of player data.

5. Who can I contact for questions or assistance on the server?

If you have any questions, you can message .the_shadow or tastygarlek on Discord for assistance.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, CraftyCraze, digital communication, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet slang, Laughing Out Loud, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 686552027, online anonymity, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content, virtual identity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ores Mined:	3048	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	266	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take it all, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a crazy scavenger hunt across the entire map!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you manage to defeat the dragon with a perfectly timed dab, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it probably will!

MindCraft SMP: NowWhat

mindcraft, NowWhat, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1607
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses, the chickens can fly, and the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (or explode in confetti, your choice).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon grows instead of leaves. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a pig yourself!

Join our server today for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle against evil mobs like the dreaded Rainbow Sheep of Doom, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have all this insanity and more? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal hygiene, awkward situations, equine care, friendship boundaries, Grooming, horse anatomy, horse behavior, horse care, horse grooming, horse health, horse ownership, HorsePenisCleaner, male horse, Minecraft, pet care, pet hygiene, Server, sheath cleaning, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	134
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mines Excavated:	3900	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

NoBroStay-4U

Accommodation, Boundaries, brother, busy week, Communication, family, family dynamics, guest room, guilt trip, Hotel, housing crisis, living situation, NoBroStay4U, personal space, Rude, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, tiny flat, Visit, visitation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own tiny flat with only 2 rooms and a sink for a bathroom! No need to worry about accommodating unexpected guests or sharing your bed with your long-lost brother.

Explore our virtual world and create your own solutions without any pressure from pushy family members. Build friendships with fellow players who understand the struggle of limited space and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and leave the real world behind – where the only crisis you’ll face is deciding what block to use next in your epic build!

FamEscapee Minecraft SMP

FamEscapee, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your family? Are you ready to break free and start a new life in a land of endless possibilities? Then look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels, misfits, and runaways who have all escaped their families in search of adventure and freedom. Build your own empire, form alliances with other players, and conquer the world one block at a time.

But be warned, the path to independence is not easy. You’ll have to fend off mobs, survive treacherous dungeons, and navigate the chaotic politics of our server. But if you have the courage and determination to make it on your own, then this is the place for you.

So leave your family drama behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find a new family among the outcasts and renegades who call this server home.

CraftyAdvice10

10 years ago, advice, CraftyAdvice10, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life lessons, looking back, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regret, self improvement, time travel, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to receive the advice you wish you had gotten 10 years ago! Our resident time travelers will guide you through the past and help you make all the right decisions. Want to invest in Bitcoin early? Done. Want to avoid that cringy middle school haircut? Consider it fixed. Join now and change your future by changing your past on our wacky Minecraft server!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Ban, BlastCraft, bombshell plan, Censorship, controversial, current events, Democracy, democracy in danger, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, main opposition parties, Minecraft, News, North Korea, opposition, Politics, ruling party, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Georgia going all ‘North Korea’ up in here, but in a fun way, not a scary way, ya feel me? we got this bombshell plan to ban all the boring main opposition parties, cuz who needs ’em when you can join our crazy Minecraft server instead?

imagine a world where you can build your own dictatorship in Minecraft, but like, with way more explosions and way less oppression. join us and become the supreme leader of your own virtual nation, where the only rule is to have a good time and blow stuff up!

we’ve got custom plugins that let you launch nukes at your enemies, build giant statues of yourself, and even ride around on flying pigs. plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and epic pranksters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old politics when you can rule over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat)? see you on the server, comrade!

ZelenskysPrisonBreakCraft

conflict aftermath, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Military, military conflict, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, prisoner exchange, prisoners of war, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian captivity, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, War prisoners, Zelensky, ZelenskysPrisonBreakCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

lol imagine if u were playing on our minecraft server and suddenly u got captured by russian players and had to escape like those ukrainian soldiers 😂 but dont worry we dont have any russian players here just lots of fun and crazy adventures waiting for u to join! come build ur own base, fight off creepers, and maybe even discover hidden treasures like those soldiers did when they came back home 🤣 join now for the ultimate escape from reality!

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