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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7501 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2151 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!