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DepressoCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional well being, low mood, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Sadness, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Towns Built:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyRoutineUpgrade

CraftyRoutineUpgrade, daily habits, daily rituals, daily routine, happiness habits, healthy habits, life improvement, lifestyle changes, mindset shift, personal growth, positive habits, positive impact, productivity boost, routine change, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small changes, stress reduction, Time management, wellness practices

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).

GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	5021	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magic Items Found:	3757
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!