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NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	924229
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

MineCraftAppLand

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273

Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5130	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

BlockyTraumaCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3772
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3172
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

51.195.68.93:25846

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	76
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Star Shards Collected:	253
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.