Analogue Records – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

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EmergencyLanez420

EmergencyLanez420

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

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City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

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CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

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SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

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CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

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CraftyTravelz

authentic experiences, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list destinations, CraftyTravelz, cultural immersion, enriching travel experiences, hidden gems, lasting impression, life-changing trips, local traditions, memorable encounters, Off the beaten path, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, spiritual awakening, transformative journeys, travel memories, unexpected encounters, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable moments, unique travel experiences

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with mind-bending landscapes and creatures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, concerns, contamination, DELAY, Environmental, Event, France, health, Men’s Olympic, Minecraft, Paris, Pollution, POSTPONED, rescheduled, Safety, seine, Server, sports, summer games, triathlon, TriathlonCraft, water quality

so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!

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MaliCraft: Al Qaeda’s Revenge

Africa, al-qaeda, BRANCH, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist group, foreign fighters, global terrorism, Insurgency, international news, Killed, Mali, Malian soldiers, MaliCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Qaedas, Revenge, Russian mercenaries, security threat, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Al Qaeda branch members killin’ Russian mercenaries and Malian soldiers left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slayin’ fools like a pro in no time. So come on down and join the madness, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, amirite?

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