🔥analogue horror Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

Bad Luck, Disaster, disastercraft, smp, Tragedy, unfortunate accident, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate incident, unfortunate outcome, unfortunate situation, unfortunate turn of events, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky moment, unlucky situation, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare, worst possible outcome, worst thing

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

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Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	122	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	168

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6984	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	2585	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	1557
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	3

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4868
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Buildings Constructed:	22

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	343
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	774421
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	176	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Secret analogue horror Minecraft Servers

Citizen Snips Season 2

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?