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🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

up.bestixworld.ru

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1045
Emeralds Found:	1009	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, every time, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, jaw-dropping, learned, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., still blows my mind, Surprising, think about, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	4733
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1637	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

#sustainability, Approves, Biodiversity, chief, climate change, conservation, Convergence, environmental agreements, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global plastics treaty, International cooperation, marine life, ocean conservation, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution control, recycling, Sustainable development, UN environment chief, waste management

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6170
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

About to start, Ambitions, aspirations, Beginning, BLOCK, Crafty, dreams, finding direction, goals, Identity, Journey, life path, Minecraft, motivation, Party, personal growth, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, What I am for

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

10x, 15m, 15m wait, Alpha, Biz, Community, cryptocurrency, Dead, discussion, finance, Forums, Good, internet, investing, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, stocks, Trading, WAIT, WTF

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Star Shards Collected:	73	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

aita, awkward, Boundaries, college, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, Deception, Decision making, ex, ExGFExposed, Girlfriend, high school, Honesty, instagram, Minecraft, partner, past, perspective, relationship, Server, social media, suspicion

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Farms Harvested:	548
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!