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DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mines Excavated:	3118	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	4340
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runes Activated:	7

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	874	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4384	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2069	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.