analogman – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyChickens: No Girls Allowed!

Allowed, ammonia smell, bad hygiene, CraftyChickens, Defensive, Depressed, dirty dishes, dirty dog, dirty habits, dirty walls, dog poo, Dorito crumbs, filthy habits, filthy house, Girls, messy fridge, messy house, mouse waste, neglected, neglected 10yo, passive aggressive, patronizing, sensitive to criticism, weird luck with women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my pal’s dating life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists.

Just like my pal, this server has its ups and downs. One minute you’ll be living in a pristine mansion, the next you’ll be surrounded by chaos and filth. But hey, that’s the fun of it!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on drama and unpredictability. From mysterious disappearances to bizarre cleaning habits, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy adventure instead? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

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BandLoverMinecraftSMP

Band, band choice, band favorite, band preference, band selection, band selection question, BandLoverMinecraftSMP, Favorite, favorite band, favorite band query, favorite band question, favorite music, favorite music band, Music, music band, music choice, music favorite, music preference, music selection, top band, top music band

Oh my god, do I have a story for you! So, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place ever. Like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans we get up to. One time, we all decided to have a battle royale with nothing but diamond pickaxes. It was insane, bro. And then, get this, we found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. I know, right? And the best part is, our favorite band, the Creeper Crushers, actually performed a live concert for us in the Nether. It was lit, fam. So, if you want to join in on the madness and have the time of your life, you gotta come check out this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BandCraft

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to choose a favorite band again because our custom music plugin will play all your favorite tunes while you mine and build! Imagine crafting to the sweet sounds of a kazoo cover of Metallica’s greatest hits. It’s a musical experience like no other! So come join us and rock out while you dig deep into the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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ZeleCraft Minecraft Server

compromise, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, political decision making, political stability, Presidency, sacrifice, Server, Ukraine, WILLINGNESS, ZeleCraft, Zelenskiy

so, liek, this server is so epic, even zelenskiy would give up his presidency for it! imagine that, bro! u gotta join this server cuz the vibes are so chill, u’ll feel like u in a peaceful ukraine. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the community is lit af, u won’t find a better group of players anywhere else. come join us and be part of something legendary, just like zelenskiy giving up his presidency for peace. u won’t regret it, trust me!

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ChinaCraft Embassy FunLand

ALARM, China, Chinacraft, diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, diplomatic tensions, Embassy, foreign policy, foreign relations, FUNLAND, Global influence, Government, infrastructure development, international affairs, intervention, London, mega-embassy, overseas construction, Politics, security concerns, united states, US Congress

OMG, U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MEGA-EMBASSY BUT FOR MINECRAFT LOVERS! CHINA AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT A 600,000 SQUARE-FOOT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC CONGRESS OF MINECRAFTERS! WE SOUND THE ALARM FOR FUN AND ADVENTURE!

RARE INTERVENTION, YOU SAY? MORE LIKE RARELY BORING ON THIS SERVER! COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND DOMINATE LIKE A TRUE MINECRAFT BOSS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS INSANE OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN THE MOST LIT SERVER IN TOWN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

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PixelLove Matchmaking

Communication, dating behavior, dating decisions, dating dynamics, dating habits, dating preferences, dating profiles, female participants, gender differences, male participants, MATCHMAKING.., meeting in person, messages, non-smokers, offline meetings, online dating, PixelLove, relationships, social interactions, Technology, video chat invitations, video chatting

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a non-smoker in the dating world! our players get all da video chat invites cuz dey smell fresh like flowers. boys on dis server be sliding into dem DMs, starting video chats, planning offline dates, and making all da dating moves. if u wanna be da king of da dating game, dis server is where u gotta be! come join us and find ur true love in da pixelated world of minecraft!

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AetheriumNetwork

Economy, Survival, Survival SMP PvP Custom shop Ranks Crates Events Rewards Pay-to-Win Skill Java Bedrock Active Staff Active Community Friendly players Leaderboard Battle Dominate Creations Climb

Welcome to Aetherium Network – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Survive. Build. Dominate. Aetherium Network is a thrilling SMP where every battle counts!, build amazing creations, and climb to the top of the leader board.

Features: Active Staff Active Community – Friendly players & competitive PvP! Custom shop with ranks and crates! Events & Rewards – Compete for epic prizes! No Pay-to-Win – Skill is all that matters! AND SO MUCH MORE!

JAVA & BEDROCK CROSSPLAY

aetheriumnetwork.com:17474

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Minefive server minecraft

1.16.5, active community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, Minefive, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Rankup, Server, Server List, server rating, Shop, Survival

The description of the server server “Minefive” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MineFive.aternos.me:18254

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SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Events, Explorer, gameplay, hand-built structures, laid back, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Survival, world

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our Discord server using the following link: Discord Link
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, the server is kept as close to vanilla as possible with no interfering plugins or mods.
Is PvP and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed, but the focus is on survival and community building.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Birds Haven Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, animal conservation, biden, bird deaths, Birds, conservation efforts, Democrat Party, egg prices, environmental impact, fake news, government policies, Haven, internet memes, Misinformation, political commentary, Political Criticism, political humor, political promises, political rhetoric, satire, Server, social media, trump, wildlife protection

Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of politics! We promise that no birds will be harmed in the making of our virtual world. Plus, our eggs are always affordable, just like Drumpf promised! Don’t be like the Democrats, come join us for some crazy fun and questionable reality!

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