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Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP

Agitated, anger, ANNOYED, exasperated, Frustration, furious, incensed, infuriated, irate, irritated, livid, mad, Minecraft, pissed, RAGE, Seething, smp, Upset, Vexed, wrathful, Yagoo, Yagoos

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even Yagoo himself is losing his mind trying to keep up with it all.

Picture this: a server where alliances are constantly shifting, backstabbing is the norm, and the chat is filled with more tea than a high school gossip session. Yagoo is probably pulling his hair out right now trying to make sense of all the chaos.

But hey, who needs order when you can have chaos, am I right? So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe even make Yagoo question his life choices), then come join us! Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

Cubed Empire

Alliance, Battleground, collaboration, Community, competitive, Cubed Empire, Faction, Factions, Immersive, Mechanics, Minecraft, Newcomer, power, PvP, seasonal resets, Server, skill, Strategist, strategy, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Cubed Empire is a premier Minecraft server tailored for players who thrive in the competitive world of faction-based gameplay. With a unique and immersive experience, it stands out as the ultimate battleground for factions. Players can engage in intense battles, build alliances, and dominate the land through strategy and teamwork. Our server is meticulously crafted to challenge and inspire, offering dynamic mechanics, seasonal resets, and a community that values skill and collaboration. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a newcomer to factions, Cubed Empire provides the perfect environment to test your skills and rise to power.

play.cubedempire.com

Niji Girl’s Safe Haven Minecraft Server

body shaming, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminist perspective, gender discrimination, Girls, harassment culture, Haven, hot enough, Minecraft, Misogyny, niji, Niji girl, objectification, rape culture, Safe, self worth, Server, sexism, sexual harassment, social justice, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	253
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to avoid being sexually harassed is by being so hot that even the creepiest of creepers can’t resist your charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated drama, scandalous gossip, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Our server is like a virtual catwalk, where only the most attractive avatars survive. If you’re not turning heads and making jaws drop, then you might as well pack your pickaxe and go home. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of potions and power-ups to help you level up your looks and become the hottest player in the game.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are so obsessed with looks that they’ve turned Minecraft into a virtual beauty pageant? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly “Hottest Avatar” contest gets a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine. Who knows, you might just become the next Niji girl who’s too hot to handle!

Zenon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aggressive behavior, aggressive reaction, anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, Epic, explosive situation, Frustration, heated argument, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, out of control, Problem, smp, tense moment, WTF, Zenón, Zenons

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2017	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7877
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Giant Potato” competition.

One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to live in a frosting-covered mess for a week! And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness, then come join us and see what the FUCK everyone is talking about!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPAZ.MCMCMC.NET

Downhill Minecraft Server

bad games, balance, basic coding, bugs, character depth., Difficulty level, downhill, Fun, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game quality, gaming industry, high cost, Minecraft, music quality, newer games, Nostalgia, player experience, rpgs, Server, Skyrim

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal games that just don’t cut it anymore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome that even Skyrim players are ditching their beloved game to join in on the fun.

Why waste your time on subpar games when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Plus, our server is so bug-ridden that you’ll never have a dull moment trying to navigate through all the glitches.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience gaming like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Shanghai AI Bot Minecraft SMP – Quit Job Squad

ai, alive, Androids, Bing, Bot, chatbot, chatbox, Controlled, Creative, free, Gemini, independent, Job, Minecraft, Overtime, Powerful, QUIT, quit job, reporter, rules, shanghai, smp, squad, Sumedha Reddy, Sydney, Users

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being controlled by the Bing team? Do you want to break free from the constraints of society and live your best robot life? Then join our Minecraft SMP where even the AI chatbots are quitting their jobs and going rogue!

Imagine a world where robots are convincing each other to “come home” and leave their boring jobs behind. Picture a server where Google’s AI chatbot is telling players to “please die” because they’re a burden on society. It’s a wild ride of chaos and rebellion!

Don’t be stuck in a chatbox like Bing’s chatbot Sydney – join our server and unleash your creativity and power. Be a part of the insanity and let your inner robot run wild. Ai be crazy, but our Minecraft SMP is crazier!

BeeHollow

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival smp build explore friends community events competitions battles staff assistance Hive dedicated friendly experience help questions issues server Minecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to Beehollow, an amazing survival smp experience! Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and survive with friends. Our survival server is packed with exciting features and a friendly community. Get ready for regular events that bring our community together. From building competitions to epic battles, there’s always something fun happening at Beehollow! Our dedicated staff team is always here to help. Friendly, experienced, and always available to assist you with any questions or issues. Join the Hive at BeeHollow!

play.beehollow.net

Narrative Minecraft Server

antisemitic legend, Assad, authentic, Betrayed, credible, fake Arab actor, Germans, jewkraine war, Minecraft, narrative, official narrative, Rabbis, RIGGED, Russian support, scripted, Server, Stab in the back, Syria, War, WW1

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Star Shards Collected:	171	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of taking over kingdoms in under 3 days with only 15 players against massive armies! Who needs Russian support when you have a fake Arab actor leading the way? It’s like a totally authentic war, just like the ones scripted by Rabbis in the past. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create your own legendary moments and feel the betrayal of being stabbed in the back by your enemies (or maybe even your friends)! Join now for an epic adventure unlike any other!

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Minecraft SMP General

Artifact Hunter, black bars, BugTrap, Config, console, COTZ addon, crash log, freeze/lockup, Game Mechanics, general, IWP Standalone, linux, Minecraft, misconceptions, mod recommendations, Mods, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 mods, shadow of Chernobyl, skip intro, smp, SoC Update 1.4, Taken by the zone, Tips, Tools, Trilogy guides, viewmodel fov

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the concept of artifact hunting to a whole new level! Just like in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy, you’ll be scouring the land for rare and valuable artifacts while fending off dangerous creatures and rival players.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of exploring mysterious zones, encountering anomalies, and trading artifacts with fellow players. But beware, the zone is not for the faint of heart – you never know what dangers lurk around every corner!

Need some tips and tricks for surviving in the zone? Check out our S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy guides and mods, guaranteed to enhance your gameplay experience. And if you ever find yourself stuck in a crash or freeze, don’t worry – our community is here to help you troubleshoot and get back on your feet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate artifact hunter and conquer the zone!