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FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mines Excavated:	2302	Crops Grown:	1458
Emeralds Found:	3702	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2198
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

Achievements, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Duels, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Levels, Magic, minecraft server, OneBlock, Parkour, Pets, PvP battles, Quests, Ratings, RPG abilities, Shop, Skills, Starter Kit, Survival, titles, Vampirism, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

Recommended version: 1.21

Our modes:

• OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

• Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

• Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

Made for a comfortable game!

mr.twc.su

🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

1.20, Active Discord, bedrock, casual environment, collaboration, Community, Elected positions, family, imagination, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Realm, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7101	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

Q: What is the age requirement for players?

A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Boring Mary Sues, dull moments, FAGGOT, fell asleep, lack of character development, lackluster performance, Minecraft, screen time, Server, snooze fest, unengaging plot, unengaging storyline, uneventful narrative, unexciting lead, unimpressive acting, unimpressive dialogue, unimpressive protagonist, uninspiring lead character, uninteresting characters, uninteresting plot twists, unmemorable scenes, unoriginal storyline

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Votes:	9230	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

action, Anime, anime fight, Anime Series, battle, best fight, Bleach, Epic, favorite fight, Hollow, ichigo, INTENSE, Manga, manga fight, series, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul Society, Tite Kubo, Zanpakuto

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	5498	Animals Bred:	199

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

ExBoyfriendLove911

acceptance, accusing, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Closure, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, emotions, ex, ExBoyfriendLove911, family, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, Insecurity, Jealousy, love, relationship, self worth, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8422	Buildings Constructed:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

Absurd, absurd law, AbsurdLaw4Day, BIZARRE, Completely, Create, Day, everyone, FANTASY, follow, funny, humor, hypothetical, imagination, law, Minecraft, outlandish, rule, silly, smp, temporary, temporary law, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	206	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!