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VibeCraft: Learn to Please

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	3192
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Runes Activated:	5
Towns Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Votes:	8177	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
New Chunks Explored:	62006	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1108	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5935
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	330	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	165	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Dimension Hops:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

beauty, blocks, UglyCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!