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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General #2067

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4344
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Chorli and Vagoo reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, princesses, and assassin businesses in Hell.

Ever wanted to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and watch as patients “check out” into Heaven.

But that’s not all – run your own small assassin business with your demon Imp friends and survive each other’s crazy antics. Who knew running a startup in Hell could be so entertaining?

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs Heaven when you can have all this fun in Hell? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our Minecraft SMP today!

DivorceDrama Minecraft Server

Alimony, Communication Issues, DivorceDrama, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, father daughter relationship, father’s expectations, feeling misunderstood, feeling unappreciated, financial support, forgiveness, loss of relationship, Manipulation, Minecraft, parent’s divorce, parental expectations, Resentment, Server, unresolved emotions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	3677
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8923	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of alimony disputes, blocked messages, and birthday gift fails!

We offer a unique experience where you can roleplay as the AH or the victim in a never-ending cycle of family drama. Build your virtual world while navigating through complex relationships with your in-game parents.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure lies in uncovering the truth hidden in divorce papers. Will you be able to forgive and forget, or will you be forever haunted by the consequences of not reading the documents?

Join now and experience the thrill of emotional rollercoasters, passive-aggressive messages, and unresolved family issues. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Don’t be the bad guy, be the hero of your own virtual soap opera on our server!

FacePantsCraft

Boundaries, boxer briefs, Boyfriend, Communication, creepy, face, FacePantsCraft, funny, gift, gift giving, humor, JOKE, personalized, PHOTO, possessive, relationship, serial killer, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear, weird

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly express your love for your significant other in a hilarious and slightly creepy way? Look no further! Join our server and show off your customized boxer briefs with your face, hearts, and a picture that makes it look like you’re hugging your partner’s…well, you know. And don’t forget the word “mine” plastered over it for that possessive touch!

But be warned, not everyone may appreciate your sense of humor like we do. Just like how some people might find your playful antics a bit…serial killer-esque. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

FlickFreak Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	7528	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most fucked up movie ever is the theme of the week!

Imagine building your base next to a giant popcorn machine that shoots out explosive kernels every hour. Or participating in a movie marathon where the films are so messed up, you’ll question your own sanity. And don’t even get us started on the mini-games, like “Escape the Killer Clown” or “Survive the Zombie Apocalypse in a Rom-Com Setting.”

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time, join us now! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the most fucked up movie ever.

NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	9333	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	6510
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	563	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Bordeaux is a vibrant city located in southwestern France, known for its prestigious winemaking industry and stunning architecture. As the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region, Bordeaux is a cultural hub with a rich history dating back to Roman times. The city is home to numerous historic landmarks, including the Place de la Bourse and the Gothic-style Saint-André Cathedral. Bordeaux is also famous for its world-renowned vineyards, producing some of the finest wines in the world. With its charming streets, lively restaurants, and picturesque riverfront, Bordeaux is a must-visit destination for wine enthusiasts and culture seekers alike.

extrememage

1.20.4, 1.8.X, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Discord, discord.gg/N5ETscrv, Earth, extrememage, Gaming, KitPvP, Live, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, no cheating, no cursing, Parkour, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Potions Brewed:	62	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchantments Applied:	290	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

ExtremeMage Server [1.8.x-1.20.4] Discord | discord.gg/N5ETscrv [LIVE] extrememage.mineserver.xyz | No cheating | No cursing | 1.20.4

extrememage.mineserver.xyz:38156

HamsterMC: Where hamsters rule the gangs, prisons, plots, and PvP action! Join the rodent revolution today!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to HamsterMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience!

Step into HamsterMC, where every decision counts and freedom is the ultimate prize. This isn’t just another prison server—it’s an action-packed adventure filled with strategy, alliances, and intense PvP battles!

Begin your journey in the heart of our expansive prison, a labyrinth of high-security cells, hidden passageways, and dangerous traps. Mine valuable resources, build powerful alliances, and climb the ranks by mastering unique crafting recipes and solving intricate puzzles. Stay sharp—every corner could hide a new challenge or a rival gang ready to test your skills in fierce PvP combat.

Here’s what makes HamsterMC stand out: – Dynamic Prison Economy: Dive into a bustling market where resources fluctuate, trade wars ignite, and smart strategies lead to great rewards. – Gang Rivalries: Join or create gangs to control the prison’s black market and dominate strategic locations. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles for control, respect, and survival.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and escape from HamsterMC? Adventure, strategy, and combat await in a prison like no other!

hamstermc.lol

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to hamstermc.lol using your Minecraft client.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a gang?	While joining a gang can provide benefits and alliances, you can also play solo and explore the prison on your own.
Are there any special crafting recipes?	Yes, there are unique crafting recipes in HamsterMC that can help you progress and survive in the prison.
What happens if I die in PvP combat?	If you die in PvP combat, you may lose some of your items, but you can respawn and continue playing.
Is there a way to escape from the prison?	Yes, the ultimate goal in HamsterMC is to prove your skills, climb the ranks, and eventually escape from the prison.

VR Chads Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	4853	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a VR Chad and ruling the pixelated world? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Minecraft legend.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame them and make them your loyal companions! Ride into battle on a creeper steed and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join forces with other players to take down this mighty beast and claim its golden feathers as your prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a VR Chad like never before! Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us?

KWA BOT Y? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than KWABOTY! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWABOTY and within minutes, they were teleported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. The player was so amazed by the wacky world that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s not even the best part – every time you mine a diamond on KWABOTY, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and grants you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! If you join KWABOTY today, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes and dances to disco music. And don’t even get me started on our weekly events like “Build a House Upside Down” or “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Teach it Ballet”.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABOTY now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.