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Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, BLOCK, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, nonsense red, Party, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Doggy Style Edition, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, rehabilitating, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	654	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, addiction recovery program, addiction treatment, dangerous substances, destructive behavior, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependency, drug overdose, drug rehabilitation, harmful substances, illegal drugs, mental health, Minecraft, overdose, recovery journey, recovery process, Rehabilitation, ruined lives, smp, SMPDrugCraft, substance abuse, substance misuse

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1275	Players Killed by Monsters:	7114
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

GlowedUpGang

acceptance, Appearance, beauty, Before and after, bullying, comparison, Confidence, glow up, GlowedUpGang, inner beauty, judgment, makeover, personal growth, physical changes, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, social perception, societal standards, transformation, Ugly people

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Animals Bred:	167	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

Army, border, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, idf, international relations, Invasion, Jerusalem post, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, News, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Syrian territory, tanked, Tanks, territorial dispute

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic characters, DL furry, Friends, Furry, furry art, furry community, furry culture, furry enthusiasts, furry erotica, furry fandom, furry fantasies, Furry Fetish, furry identity, furry kink, furry lifestyle, furry porn., furry roleplay, furry sex, furry subculture, fursona, gay yiff, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

achievement, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, AUTOMATED, Awards, awards ceremony, Ballots, Creative, Digital, Future, Innovative, machine learning, Minecraft, Natsupoi, Observer, observer awards, recognition, smp, Technology, Underrated, Unique, virtual, Voting, voting process

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Votes:	4638
Dragon Eggs Found:	9722	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

aita, business owner, Communication, dream, emergency fund, EXPECTING, Failure, family dynamics, financial stress, grow business, Guilt, HOURS, Kids, paycheck to paycheck, provide, retainer client, SAHM, SAHMinecraft, savings, Small Business, stay at home mom, Support, vulnerable, watch, Wife, work, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Alien Abductions:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyMemories

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, happy memories, high points, joyous occasions, life highlights, Life moments, memorable experiences., memorable milestones, milestone events, MineCraftyMemories, peak experiences, peak moments, significant days, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable moments

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	1057	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!