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Bandaids & Biscuits Minecraft Server

Bandaids, Biscuits, BIZARRE, British, Conversation, dialogue, discomfort, Eating, funny, health, humor, hurt, injury, Medical, Minecraft, odd, Pain, quirky, Server, stomach, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bandaid-eating place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.

Pixel Quest: Roleplaying as a Minecraft Pokemon trainer with cool skins, custom rewards, and a touch of special magic!

1.16.5, community minigames, Cool, Currency system, Custom, Discord, Elite Four, Events, free to play, gym leader, Magic, Minecraft, PIXEL, pokemon, Quest, Rewards, Roleplay, Roleplaying, secure host, Server, server ip, skins, Special, stable servers, Support, Touch, trainer, Vendors, white listed

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Free to play
	No in-game pay to win purchases
	In-game currency system with vendors
	Pokemon TCG League
	In-game rewards for community minigames
	Roleplaying welcomed but not required
Contact	Message Awesome Aspie on Discord to be white listed
Server Info	24/7 hosting, stable servers, support for all players
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Server IP	pixelquest.secure.pebble.host

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Pixel Quest free to play?	Yes, there are no in-game pay to win purchases.
What can players do as gym leaders or Elite Four members?	Gym leaders can build their own gym while Elite Four members have a custom building. Both can freely battle others.
Is roleplaying required on the server?	No, but it is welcomed.
How can I join the server?	Message Awesome Aspie on Discord to be white listed.

Crafty Creepers: Fear the Intifada!

anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, fear of conflict, fear of political unrest, fear of protest, fear of terrorism, fear of uprising, fear of uprising in USA, fear of violence, Intifada, jew, Jewish community, MIDDLE EAST, Political unrest, protest, Terrorism, uprising, Usa, violence

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, fear not because on our server, the jew fears Intifada! That’s right, we’ve got Intifada in the USA and it’s causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles between the jew and Intifada forces. Will you choose to fight for justice or join the chaos and destruction? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare items scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all before the jew or Intifada get to them first?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. The jew fears Intifada, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Cuties Drool

adorable, Animals, Aquatic, beauty, cute, cutie, Cuties, Drool, fins, Fish, great white, jaws, marine life, Nature, Ocean, predator, rule, sea, sea creatures, shark, Sharks, SharkyCraft, teeth, Underwater, wildlife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the Great White Cutie reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most adorable mob in all of Minecraft – the Great White Cutie! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading joy and cuteness wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

2. Our server has the most insane PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players riding on the backs of flying pigs, armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, battling it out in the sky while dodging fireballs and lightning strikes. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie!

3. We have the most mind-blowing builds you’ll ever see. From towering castles made entirely out of cake to underwater cities filled with mermaids and dolphins, our players’ creativity knows no bounds. You’ll never run out of jaw-dropping sights to see on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Great White Cutie server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hogwarts Network VS Hypixel

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Enchanted, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, Hogwarts, KitPvP, Magic, magical adventures, magical community, Magical Items, magical realm, Mini Games, mystical, Mythical, mythical creatures, Potions, PvP, Quest, RPG, Spells, Survival, Vanilla, wizarding world, Wizardry

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Hypixel		Hogwarts Network
Pros		Pros
1. Huge player base		1. unique world with new biomes
2. Variety of mini-games		2. New mobs and bosses with unique drops
3. Custom game modes		3. Free ranks available
Cons		Cons
1. Can be overwhelming for new players		1. Smaller player base
2. Competitive environment		2. Limited variety of mini-games
3. Paid ranks and cosmetics		3. Limited customization options

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to Hogwarts Network.
Which server offers more unique features?	Hogwarts Network offers a unique world with new biomes, new mobs and bosses with unique drops, and free ranks available.
Are there paid features on these servers?	While Hypixel offers paid ranks and cosmetics, Hogwarts Network provides free ranks and limited customization options.
What type of mini-games are available on these servers?	Hypixel offers a variety of mini-games, while Hogwarts Network has a more limited variety of mini-games.

Blocky Brawls Bonanza /bbb/

Arcade, BBB, blocky, bonanza, brawls, Characters, Combo, Community, Competitive Gaming, esports, FGG, fighting game genre, fighting games, frame data, game balance, Mechanics, meta analysis, online play, special moves, strategy, Tier List, Tournaments, Training Mode, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of trained llamas who will guide you through the virtual world with their impeccable llama navigation skills. These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they can build entire castles with their hooves and spit fireballs at any pesky creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect these precious gems and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llama fur, in which case, we can’t help you).

Anti-SocialCraft: Where You Can Play Minecraft Alone and Still Have a Blast!

AntiSocialCraft, blast, Community, Connection, Friends, Gaming, gaming with friends, ISOLATION, lack of friends, Loneliness, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online friends, online friendships, Online Games, online gaming, online interactions, Play, relationships, Social, Social gaming, strangers, virtual

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3795

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting griefed by random strangers? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Why? Because we have a secret army of friendly llamas that patrol the server and kick out any griefers with their powerful spit attacks.

Join our server and become best friends with our llama overlords as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true friendship until you’ve ridden into battle on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our llama-filled server today and say goodbye to griefers and hello to your new llama BFFs!

Crafty Creeper Couture: Where Fashion meets Explosions!

Authenticity, childish, Confidence, couture, Crafty, creeper, cute, dressing, explosions, Faker, fashion, Gender norms, Identity, meets, Muscular, muscular tomboy, personal growth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Style, Tall, tall woman, Tomboy, transformation, womanly

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of trying to be all cute and girly in Minecraft? Join our server and embrace your inner muscular tomboy! We cater to tall players who want to look more womanly and less childish. Say goodbye to faking it and hello to a whole new badass avatar. Join us and unleash your true Minecraft warrior self!

KanyeCraft: Where Yeezy meets blocks and beats!

album sales, BBC of TKD, beats, blocks, Celebrity, controversy, Downfall, Fame, Hip Hop, Kanye album, Kanye career, Kanye controversy, Kanye drama, Kanye fans, Kanye followers, Kanye news, Kanye supporters, kanye west, KanyeCraft, meets, Music (Industry), pop culture, Rumors, speculation, Yeezy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the real reason Kanye disappeared from the TKD scene. Rumor has it he got lost in our virtual world trying to find the perfect beat for his next album. But be warned, you might stumble upon him building a giant golden statue of himself or riding a diamond-encrusted minecart through the Nether. Only on our server can you uncover the truth behind Kanye’s mysterious disappearance and maybe even collaborate on a new track with him. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Counting Sheep SMP – We promise we won’t make you do too much math!

administrators, Adventure, Boss Battles, BUILD, Building Competitions, Challenges, collaborate, Community, Counting, creativity, Events, Exploration, Explore, Features, Gamers, Math, Minecraft, Moderators, Plugins, Promise, Server, Sheep, smp, Treasure Hunts, Wont, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Decimal SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Supportive and inclusive environment for all players
Custom Features	Carefully curated selection of unique features and plugins
Regular Events	Thrilling events and challenges for players to participate in
Active Staff	Dedicated moderators and administrators to ensure fair gameplay
Regular Updates	Continual updates and additions to keep the server fresh

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Decimal SMP server?

A: The server IP will be provided once it is up, but you can join our Discord using the link provided to stay updated.

Q: Are there any staff positions available?

A: Yes, we are currently looking for staff and starting players to join our community. You can join our Discord to learn more about available positions.

Q: Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

A: Absolutely! We host regular events and challenges for all players to enjoy and test their skills.

Q: How often are updates made to the server?

A: We are committed to providing regular updates and additions to keep the server exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Is the community in Decimal SMP welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, our community is known for being welcoming and inclusive to players of all experience levels. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find a supportive environment here.