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SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8219	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	3022	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1724	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Void Armor Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	140
Dragon Eggs Found:	2790	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	60	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?