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”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Buildings Constructed:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Farms Harvested:	809
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Enchantments Applied:	187
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4116	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	3361
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Runes Activated:	1

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	1513	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Dimension Hops:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!