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Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

Character development, Diversity, dont, effeminate, female, Female Characters, female empowerment, female mc, female perspective, Female Protagonist, female representation, full, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Literature, Male, Minecraft, Protagonist, smp, storytelling, strong female lead, Traits, Writing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

VomitCraft Minecraft Server

34 weeks, accidentally throwing up, AITAH, Asshole, Belly, belly button, bloated, Customer, disgust, Finger, hair stylist, Minecraft, never coming back, popped, Pregnant, pregnant woman, rubbing belly, Sensitive, Server, stylist, VomitCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Emeralds Found:	4043
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

Boundaries, Boyfriend, BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore, Commitment, Communication, DATING, dating experience, Expectations, Exploitation, family, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, financial support, friendship, Generosity, Girlfriend, husband, MONEY, Needy, relationship

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

HatePopularFilmsMC SMP

different tastes, dislike, HatePopularFilmsMC, Movie, not a fan, not feeling it, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my favorite, not my flavor, not my groove, not my jam, not my scene, not my speed, not my style, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, smp, unpopular opinion

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Votes:	4978	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate individuality and uniqueness! We have a secret underground base where we gather to discuss our unpopular opinions on popular movies. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can come up with the most outrageous reason for hating a beloved film. So if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner movie critic, join us now!

MineCraftMotivation

AMBITION, continuous learning, determination, education, goal-setting, growth mindset., inspiration, learning, MineCraftMotivation, motivation, motivation for self-improvement, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, success mindset

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crops Grown:	5854
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of motivation and inspiration! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with epic quests, magical creatures, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.

Fizz & Java Crafters

beverage consumption, caffeine intake, cardiovascular health, coffee consumption, Crafters, fizz, fizzy drinks, global study, health awareness, health outcomes, health study, healthy habits, international research, java, lifestyle choices, public health, risk factors, stroke prevention, stroke risk, stroke risk factors, sugary beverages, tea consumption, water intake

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

Kampot Desu Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Cultural experience, Destination, desu, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, History, japanese, Kampot, landmarks, local cuisine, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, Server, Traditional, travel, Ugledar, Ugledar is kampot desu, Unique

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Ugledar! This server is so kampot desu, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cheeseburger of Destiny. Our community is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join Ugledar today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Minecraft SMP: /mex/ – TacoTuesday

culture, Diversity, female president, Government, hilo mexa, History, INAUGURATION, international news, Jewish, Jewish community, Latin America, leadership, mex, mexico, milestone achievement, Minecraft, Politics, Presidential election, Religion, smp, TacoTuesday, women in power, world leaders

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Potions Brewed:	161	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3022	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos as Mexico’s new Jewish female president takes over the server! She’s not your average leader – she’s got diamond armor and a pet llama named Nacho who spits fireballs at griefers. Plus, she’s building a giant taco-shaped castle to rule from, complete with a salsa moat and guacamole turrets. Join now for a chance to be her right-hand creeper and help defend against rival factions like the Taco Bell Bandits and the Salsa Syndicate. Viva la Minecraft!

BoyfriendBickerMC Server

Alone Time, Angry, Argument, Beach, Best Friend, Bickering, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBickerMC, Break, Breakfast, Calls, dramatic, Explore, ignoring, Peace, recharge, selfish, Server, Space, texts, vacation, Worried

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of constant bickering and arguments in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world!

Imagine a world where you can explore towns, beaches, and cafes without anyone nagging you about where to go or what to do. Take a break from the chaos and recharge in our peaceful virtual realm.

Don’t worry about angry texts or calls from your boyfriend and his best friend – they won’t be able to find you in our vast Minecraft world. They’ll just have to sort out their own disagreements without you getting caught in the middle.

So why wait? Join our server now and enjoy some much-needed alone time while building, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. Who knew escaping drama could be so much fun?

StepDadFTW

biological father, blended families, choosing family, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, father daughter relationship, father figure, father-daughter bond, Fatherhood, long lost father, parental abandonment, parental expectations, step-parenting, stepdad, StepDadFTW, wedding etiquette, wedding traditions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky drama that will make your family issues seem like a walk in the park.

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue and choose who gets to walk you down the aisle – whether it’s your biological father, your stepdad, or even your pet pig! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual drama in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging texts from your long-lost dad while building the ultimate blocky fortress. And don’t worry, we have plenty of supportive players who will have your back when things get tough. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and leave your real-life problems behind – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even a peaceful family reunion!