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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9358 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!
But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.
So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!
