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  • Moo-sical Realms of Wonder

    Moo-sical Realms of Wonder

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now and Unleash Your Inner Void: The Only Server Where Reality Crumbles!

    Welcome to the unraveling madness! Have you ever questioned what it means to exist? No? Well, strap in! This is the greatest – or worst – Minecraft server you’ll *ever* contemplate joining, but who am I to say? Reality is an illusion created by the Crafty Programers who have no idea what’s going on. I mean, who decides what “great” really is anyway? Perhaps nothing exists at all! Join us in a world where the only limit is whether or not you’re sanity can keep up!

    Features of Dreadful Delight!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Burning Water Water that burns hotter than the sun but also cools your soul. Swim with caution!
    World of Ghostly Pigs Pigs that whisper your darkest secrets. They don’t bite…yet!
    Gravel Blocks of Eternal Darkness These blocks will dig into your soul, and also your feet. Enjoy being stuck!
    Floating Salmon Islands Salmon that float, but only at midnight. Watch your step or you’ll become the bait.
    Telepathic Cacti Cacti that read your mind and occasionally judge you harshly while you build.

    Frequently Asked Questions – Or Are They?

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Joining is easy! Just stop thinking about it and then summon a chicken. But also, don’t summon a chicken. It’s a trap!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Are you sure? Can the concept of “rules” even be grasped in a world of entropy? Just don’t fall off the edge of the world… or DO! Who knows?

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends are real, but also imaginary. Invite them, but be ready to question their existence!

    Random Reviews from the Fragments of Madness:

    “Holy moomers, I lost my marbles here! But what are marbles?”

    “You will never truly understand the realm of lost hopes.”

    “Nothing is what it seems, and even less is left to chance!”

    “If you can dodge the flying pigs, you’re halfway there!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkyHipe Clash

    SkyHipe Clash

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyHipe Minecraft Server – Where Legends Clash!

    Welcome to SkyHipe, the best Life and PvP Minecraft server where epic fights, tactics, and friendship make your gaming time awesome! Get ready for a heart-pounding world where every heart counts. In Life, battle to steal your enemies’ hearts, adding them to yours as you aim to be the top player.

    Our PvP arenas are made for intense battles, giving a fair and competitive space for newbies and pros. At SkyHipe, you’ll meet skilled players and helpful staff who make sure everyone plays fair and has a great time.

    Join events, contests, and cool challenges to show off your skills and win prizes. Whether you’re here to win fights, make friends, or explore new things, SkyHipe is the place for adventurers and fighters.

    Join now and be part of the SkyHipe legend!

    play.skyhipe.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TerrasMC EarthRP

    TerrasMC EarthRP

    New Minecraft Servers

    TerrasMC

    Welcome to Terrasmc.net! We are a cool Earth server with RPG stuff. Join us for a fun time with politics and chill vibes. Our team is small but works hard for a lag-free experience. Whether you’re new or a pro, come join our community for some chaos and good times!

    terrasmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrotopiaCraft Survival

    BrotopiaCraft Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    BrotopiaCraft

    Network: Minecraft 1.21

    Gamemodes: Survival & LifeSteal

    Description: Steal life, play with friends, join our community, and have fun!

    brotopiacraft.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Skytopia Mini-Games

    Skytopia Mini-Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    Skytopia

    A rad server network with tons of mini-games that let you play with both Bedrock and Java peeps.

    The server isn’t fully ready yet, but there are already a bunch of mini-games up and running like:

      • Skyblock
      • Oneblock
      • Faction
      • and more!

    31.214.162.173:25786

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP