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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

    Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoFamInvites4U

    NoFamInvites4U

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players like the precious gems they are, unlike OP’s extended family treating Jamie like a cubic zirconia! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you won’t be judged for sneezing too loudly or having too much fun.

    Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family dynamics, just like Jamie found solace with OP. We promise not to compare you to a quieter, neater sibling or scold you for getting messy. Instead, we encourage you to run around, get dirty, and make all the noise and messes you want!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you’ll find the support and love that OP showed Jamie. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough, not the bratty little shit that OP’s family made Jamie out to be. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

    HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

    BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!

    Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UkraineDefenseMC Server

    UkraineDefenseMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyQueerKingdom

    CraftyQueerKingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Thailand’s King himself signin’ same-sex marriages into law in da game! We be da FIRST Southeast Asian country in da Minecraft world to recognize marriage equality, y’all! Come join us and be part of dis historic moment in blocky form. Build ur own rainbow castle with ur same-sex partner and live happily ever after in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so progressive and fabulous?! Join now and let’s make history together, one pixel at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Whale Sound Adventures

    Whale Sound Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

    watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

    but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

    Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 16+
    Features
      • World Map! (click here)
      • Proximity Chat/Voice Chat
      • Discord to Minecraft Chat
      • Small community
      • Active staff
      • Commitment to vanilla
      • Enforced Rules
      • No land claiming (Rollback griefing!)
      • Minimal Lag
      • Custom Advancements

    Apply to join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

    Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by applying through our Discord server.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above.
    What type of players are welcome on the server? All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges.
    Is there a World Map available for the server? Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link.

    We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

    Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

    CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

    Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP