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Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	8982	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	227	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4294	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	2624	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	8653	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	6880
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	786	New Chunks Explored:	114446
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!