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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9620 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 670 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.