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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3679 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 381 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!
But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!