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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8769 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6286 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).
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