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The Heem Minecraft SMP – Containment Thread Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3583	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden apples, and even a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a parkour course made entirely of lava, and a dance party every Saturday night at the village square!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life!

WeddingDramaCraft

Affair, blindsided, bombshell, Childhood, dad, different treatment, family secret, furious, huge secret, parentage, reaction, regret, Scene, shock, sister, split family, Understandable, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft, worst possible moment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bombshells dropped are TNT blocks! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward family gatherings and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

FriendshipFiasco Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Closure, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, falling out, forgiveness, friendship, FriendshipFiasco, hurt feelings, introspection, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, self-care, smp, support system, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, we were both on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And let me tell you, it was wild. We had epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground base where we kept all our stolen diamonds. But then, one day, my so-called best friend betrayed me. Can you believe it? He stole my enchanted diamond sword and tried to blame it on a creeper explosion. Like, seriously? So, I had no choice but to end our friendship and ban him from the server. And let me tell you, it was the best decision I ever made. Now, I rule the server with an iron fist and no one dares to mess with me. So, if you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and diamonds are stolen, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockShock: Breaking Bad News

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mines Excavated:	3284
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Have you ever had to tell someone that their pet rock ran away? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself asked for a VIP pass just to hang out with us. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato and epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So, if you’re ready to break the news to your friends that you’ve found the most insane Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Sandwich Bananza: The Not-So-Boring Minecraft Server for Adults with 1.21+ and Voice Chat!

1.21.1, active members, Adults, age range, Armor stand arms, Bananza, basic rules, Chat, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, NotSoBoring, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is 2 months old

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages

Q: Can new players join?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the provided discord link

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so insane, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at. From flying pigs to talking villagers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a pack of wolves ready to protect you from any Endermen that come your way.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events that are crazier than a creeper riding a minecart. From building competitions to treasure hunts, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – they’re so fun, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crypto King Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about what to buy with your diamonds again! Our server is so wild that you’ll be trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, flying pigs, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of crazy economy anywhere else!

WalmartWarriorCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)!

PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

economic impact, health concerns, hybrid learning, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, ongoing changes, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, post-pandemic, pre-pandemic, remote work, return to normal, school closures, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	200
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Farms Harvested:	518
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!