Amerimutt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, dating in Pakistan, Desibros, DesiCraft, expat community., expat experience, expat life, foreign women, international dating, interracial dating, lahore, long distance relationships, meeting women, Minecraft, Pakistan, relationships, Server, Single life, social life, working abroad

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Enchantments Applied:	153	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely white Amerimutt in Lahore? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet the woman of your dreams! We have a special matchmaking feature that pairs players based on their building skills and love for crafting. Who knows, you might just find your player two in Pakistan! Join now and let the love story begin!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
New Chunks Explored:	285760	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	58	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5922

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4380	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	5409
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	746	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	270

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6070	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!