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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7260 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 3253 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7744 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one described above. We’ve got meth-addicted moms, drunk aunts and uncles, and cousins getting married just to stir up drama. And don’t forget about the grandma who can’t seem to understand basic human respect – she’s the real MVP of the server.
Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and more disowning than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs a soap opera when you’ve got our Minecraft server? So come on in and join the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe. It’s gonna be a wild ride!