american thinness Minecraft Servers

american thinness Minecraft Servers

  • BaguetteCraft: Where Creeper explosions are just a minor inconvenience!

    BaguetteCraft: Where Creeper explosions are just a minor inconvenience!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9671
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where French players show off their bravery by taking on dragons with nothing but a baguette, Italian players always tell the truth (even when it’s about stealing diamonds), and Spanish players are so white, they blind their enemies with their sheer glow.

    But wait, there’s more! German players are known for their unwavering heterosexuality, British players have teeth so shiny they blind anyone who dares to challenge them, and Chinese players craft items with such quality that even the Ender Dragon is impressed.

    American players are so thin, they can slip through the smallest of caves, Serbian players are all about peace and love (unless you mess with their redstone creations), and Chilean players are constantly developing new and innovative ways to dominate the game.

    And let’s not forget about Brazilian players, who show humanity by rescuing all the lost animals in the game, Mexican players who whip up the most delicious virtual tacos you’ve ever tasted, and Polish players who outsmart everyone with their intelligence.

    Japanese players are known for their rebellious nature, Irish players never touch a drop of virtual alcohol, and Ukrainian players always have a strategy up their sleeves.

    Finnish players are the life of the party, Argentine players have a unique shade of brown that makes them stand out in a crowd, and Israeli players have the most legitimate claims to all the land they conquer.

    And last but not least, Czech players dress as nuns and roam the land, spreading peace and harmony wherever they go. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

    KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4435
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Falling into the Void: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

    ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6991
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1513 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

    MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 647
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedrockBoyfriendBungle

    BedrockBoyfriendBungle
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6621
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Emeralds Found: 1385

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

    Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

    So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

    InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8321
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

    We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SelfLoveCraft

    SelfLoveCraft
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 684
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 1402 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUnemployedYouth

    CraftyUnemployedYouth
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5582
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

    we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MinedHype: Where griefers go to become professional shoppers and bedrock builders!

    MinedHype: Where griefers go to become professional shoppers and bedrock builders!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 360
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ores Mined: 1805 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
    Server Hosted by PUBCS.com
    Java Version 1.21 – 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.3

    FAQ

    Q: How long has the server been around?

    A: The server has been around for over 5 years since starting the world in Minecraft 1.14.

    Q: How many unique players have joined the server?

    A: Over 16,200+ unique players have joined the server.

    Q: Are there any rules or restrictions on the server?

    A: The server is mostly vanilla with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin. Grief is allowed if the area is not claimed.

    Q: Is there a world border or spawn point?

    A: There is no set world border or spawn point. Players are spread out randomly across the world.

    Q: How can I teleport to a shopping district?

    A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district area.

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  • CraftyPersonaMC Server

    CraftyPersonaMC Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 9109
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, playing pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons – things can get explosive real quick.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event planned where you can ride a dragon through the Nether while blasting “Eye of the Ender” on jukeboxes. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoldeneyeGamer Minecraft SMP

    GoldeneyeGamer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9736
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old mouse and keyboard gameplay? Looking for a real challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for the ultimate controller-based FPS experience in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about those easy-peasy mouse and keyboard controls, it’s time to step up your game with a controller.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, though, he’s just looking for some friends to play with.

    So come on down and join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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