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CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3035	Love Letters Sent:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

DineWithDeadLegends

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Villages Defended:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!

Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	6061
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?

VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet

AxChaos server Minecraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1112	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

The owner of the “AxeChaos” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f2.apexnodes.xyz:15111

Shadowvale Citadel

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mines Excavated:	1334
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to Shadowvale Citadel! Dive into an epic survival experience enriched with MMO and RPG elements. Choose jobs, earn rewards, and unlock crates in our vibrant world!

play.shadowvale-citadel.com

SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
Our Vision
Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Solarion SMP?	Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on?	We operate on Java 1.20.4
What is the application process like?	The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Farms Harvested:	161
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Votes:	3163	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of not being able to tittyfuck a white titcow in real life? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out all your titcow tittyfucking fantasies in a safe and virtual environment. Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous opportunity to fulfill your wildest dreams!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1275	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Towns Built:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	826604	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your virtual life! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all experts in building pixelated statues of themselves. Want to ride a pig into battle? No problem! Our server has flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a bacon-powered superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have with those babies!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and diamond chickens. You won’t regret it!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like the OP’s mom dealing with the tattoo dilemma. Will she finally get that tattoo of Matty at his wedding? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!

And don’t forget about the wild party that Becky is throwing instead of a wedding. It’s going to be a rager and you’re invited! Who needs a wedding when you can have a party, are we right?

So come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend like OP did with Becky. Just remember, drama is guaranteed on our server!