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NoooCraft – The Happening Minecraft Server

anguish, confusion, Despair, disbelief, Distress, emotional, exasperation, Frustration, Happening, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, NoooCraft, reaction, reaction video, Server, shock, social media, sorrow, trending, unexpected, Upset, video clip, viral video

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can discover.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure buried deep within the virtual world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’re known to break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Survivor’s Sanctuary SMP

Active Staff, Audiatorix, Builder, Creative, Discord, Economysurvival, friendly community, Fun, Grief Prevention, GUI Shops, massive structures, Minecraft, Paper, planet minecraft, PvP, redstone engineer, Relax, server ip, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivor’s Sanctuary SMP, Voting Rewards

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

🌍 Welcome to Survivor’s Sanctuary! 🌍

Join us on Survivor’s Sanctuary, a brand new Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Minecraft server run on Paper! Owned by Audiatorix, our server is a friendly and relaxing environment where players can unleash their creativity, build massive structures, and enjoy a plethora of features.

✨ Why Choose Survivor’s Sanctuary?

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📢 Join Us Today!

Server IP: play.survivorsanctuarysmp.onlineDiscord: Click to Join

Come and be a part of our growing community. Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or just looking to relax and have fun, Survivor’s Sanctuary is the perfect place for you!

play.survivorsanctuarysmp.online

PantyCraft Minecraft Server

adult humor, Angels, Anime, brief, character analysis, comedy, cult classic, Demons, fan theories, Girlfriend, japanese animation, Minecraft, opinion, Panty and Stocking, PantyCraft, quirky, relationship, romantic interest, Server, speculation, Supernatural, Thoughts, unique art style

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Oh boy, let me tell you about Brief’s girlfriend on our Minecraft server! She’s like a cross between a unicorn and a ninja, with the ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Rumor has it she once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in one night. Join our server to catch a glimpse of this mythical creature in action and maybe even learn a thing or two about building skills from her!

F1Craft – Homeless Edition Minecraft Server

Alpine 100 Race Plan, aston martin, Canada GP, Checo, Doohan, Edition, f1, F1Craft, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, formula one, Hamilton, Homeless, jv, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Ocon, red bull, Ricciardo, Sainz, Server, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a countdown to A Fucking Leaf Grand Prix – because who wouldn’t want to race against leaves in Minecraft?

2. Nico Hülkenberg has raced in 214 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium, but on our server, he’s a podium champion every time he plays!

3. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won a race in 186 Grands Prix, but on our server, he’s the reigning champion of the Alpine 100 Race Plan!

4. Our 2024 WDC standings are so wild, Verstappen is leading with 169 points because he’s mastered the art of building the fastest minecart in the game.

5. Want to join a winning team? Red Bull is dominating the 2024 WCC standings because they’ve discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds in Minecraft.

6. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 WEC standings – Ricciardo is crushing it with 590.88 points because he’s the ultimate Minecraft racer!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft racing adventure of your life! Who needs real-life F1 when you can race against leaves and build the fastest minecart in the virtual world? Let’s goooo!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

candle, Childhood, Darkness, Disappearance, dog, girl, Hallway, kitchen, late night, Memory, Minecraft, nightgown, Nightmare, NightmareCraft, noise, OFFICER, Portrait, Scene, Server, TV, Waltons, Wilderness, Wolves

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring haunted mansions with creepy canine officers! Our server is filled with mysterious hallways, eerie portraits, and disappearing dogs in old uniforms. Who knows what secrets lie within the darkness of night? Will you be brave enough to face the howling wolves in the wilderness? Join now for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other! And remember, always keep an eye on those portraits…you never know when they might start following you too!

LoathinCraft Server

bad investment, chainlink, Conditional, dependence, goals, human-made system, humility, Islam, Loathin link, LoathinCraft, Muslim faith, polytheism, pride, reliance, self reliance, Server, shirk, tawakkul, Technology, trust in Allah, unconditional trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	3311
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of chainlink causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Join our server and say goodbye to the tyranny of chainlink once and for all! Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who believe in the power of tawakkul and trust in the mighty powers of the block gods.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures without the limitations of chainlink holding you back. No more shirk-inducing materials here, only pure, unadulterated blocks for your building pleasure. Embrace the true spirit of Minecraft and let your creativity run wild in a chainlink-free environment.

Join us now and become a part of our growing community of players who have seen the light and abandoned the chains of chainlink. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of building without chainlink, you’ll never look back. Say no to chainlink and yes to limitless possibilities on our server. See you there, block warriors!

Forest City Minecraft server

Assembly, Forest City, interconnected, Minecraft, Mods, ONLINE, Release, Server, Servers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	500
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

This is a server with mods for Minecraft. There is currently 1 assembly here. Interconnected assembly. If esrvak is online, we will release more servers!

s16.joinserver.xyz:25932

People of Crafting ✅ Towny ✅ [1.20.x] ✅ Friendly

1.20.X, 1193server, 1194server, 120server, 120smp, Bestserver, Custombiomes, Dailyrewards, Dynmap, Dynmapearth, Dynmapserver, Dynmaptowny, Earth, Earthmap, Earthmc, Earthtowny, EASY, Economy, English, Epic, Firendly, Friendly, Ingameranks, Jobs, Leveling, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqfriendly, Net, Network, Other, People of Crafting, Shop, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivalserver, Towns, Towny, Townyserver, Townysurvival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to People of Crafting [1.20.6]we have a supportive community for all types of communities out there.

We provide gamemodes at the moment:– Towny– More coming soon!

Connect to People of Crafting Java Edition using play.peopleofcrafting.com

Bedrock Connections are currently not supported

Join The Adventure!

play.peopleofcrafting.com

EthnicityGuess Minecraft Server

Appearance, Background, cultural background, cultural heritage, Diversity, diversity in women, ethnicity, ethnicity quiz, EthnicityGuess, facial features, guess, Guessing, guessing game, heritage, Identity, Minecraft, multicultural, Multiculturalism, Nationality, Race, Server, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can participate in the wackiest game ever – Guess the ethnicity of these women!

We have pixelated women from all corners of the Minecraft world, and it’s up to you to guess where they’re from based on their blocky features. Can you tell if that blocky babe is from the Desert Biome or the Snowy Tundra?

Join now for a chance to win amazing prizes like enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare mob spawners. And who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind these mysterious Minecraft women. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

ShitCraft Minecraft Server – Surviving the Unexpected

alcoholism, community dynamics, community support, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, dealing with difficult people, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly relations, peer support, personal boundaries, Server, ShitCraft, social interactions, social judgment, Stress Management, support systems, Surviving, toxic relationships, unexpected

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your neighbor’s pet raccoon? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even George from next door can’t handle it. He tried building a house, but ended up accidentally creating a giant toilet instead. And don’t even get us started on the time he tried to tame a creeper as a pet. Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as we navigate through the wackiest world of Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs therapy when you have this server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!