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Minecraft SMP: OMG Becky, look at her blocky pixels!

American girls, Appearance, Average American girls, beauty standards, Becky, blocky, body image, criticism, doomer, empowerment, feminism, internet culture, looks, lying.., Media, Minecraft, OMG, pixels, POL, shithole, smp, social media, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, WTF

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	149
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by doomers and liars in other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite! We have a strict “no doomers allowed” policy and our lie detector plugin will instantly kick anyone caught spreading falsehoods. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! So say goodbye to the doom and gloom and hello to the most epic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

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netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

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Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Crops Grown:	7861
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	941061	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	6148	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1094
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5048
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	273
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!