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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1295 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 1768 | Enchantments Applied: | 214 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
👶🏼 Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?
💪🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!
🤯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?
🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?
Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? 😉🏡